So the dream starts off with me being in a real life CS team (http://store.steampowered.com/css). But it is in this tournament 5v5. Only this is not a videogame, this is real life. You can get shot, hurt, and DIE. If you do die, your team continues on with one less man (or more depending how many get killed). It takes place in a giant arena sorta gladitor style, but the arena is setup like map from the game. This one looked like a mix of dust 2 and aztec.
So my team starts out and we win the first two matches. The third match we lose a guy. Much sadness. fourth match we win by camping and setting up ambushes, we still lose another dude. Now our team is down to 3 including me.
Finally it is time to face the defending champions....or champion as it turns out. Dolph Lundgren. Our guns do nothing, he is like some crazy walking tank...or universal soldier one might say. he is a mean SOB. He kills one of my teammates just as the half time buzzer goes off. (Halftime? wtf...i know...ridiculous). So it's just me and my last teammate in the locker room trying to figure out a strategy. He's flipping out because he doesn't want to die.
Suddenly it's thailand and people are placing bets. I find in my hand 4 uncut thai baht bills for 100 each. They have the dotted line between each bill so I am trying to rip them apart without ripping the bills. And i go to place my bet on this one Goku lookalike asian because he's f'ing throwing around kamehameha's during the warm up. They are about to each take a chance at beating Dolph Lundgren.
I woke up before i got to see any fighting action going on. Sadness.
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